Serving heat from behind the bar and hilarity from the standup stage: Jeremy Crittenden!
Bar(s) that I work at: Hardware, Pieces, Balcon
How long I’ve worked there: 1.5 years
What are my shifts: Friday night (Balcon) Saturday night (pieces), Sunday night -& Monday day (hardware)
What makes this bar great: I do. I know the right thing to say is “we welcome our community and our queens are amazing and we’re all so kind bla bla bla bla”
In the words of a twink doing an impression of Elpheba on the first day of the fifth month: I’m the one that you want. It’s me. It’s may.
Best drink I make: I’d say the Canadian Sour – but the tariffs make that a very expensive cocktail. So I’ll say a shot of Espolon.
I love it when customers: Buy tickets to come see me do standup. But I only suggest it AFTER they ask for my phone number. Quid pro quo, boys, quid pro quo.
I hate it when customers: Order ONE green tea shot. TF you mean one? Your friend probably wants one too, didn’t you even offer?! Oh, and now you’re gonna make we wait while you look for your debit card in that bag? It’s a cute bag tho – where’d you get it? Say that again, it’s loud in here. Oh. Of course it was a gift. Now I’m in the weeds cuz you took forever gatekeeping. Ffs.
Craziest thing I’ve seen here: An ex situationship having the audacity.
Other places I’ve worked: The Dickens, Glass House Tavern, and every dick pill advertiser on Instagram.
My hometown: Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada.
Stuff I do when I’m not bartending: Take pics of myself in that Equinox bathroom.
Single or Taken: Very single. Which I didn’t understand until doing this interview.
Who/what turns me on: Tall men with dark hair – which I really hate to admit because they’re already so powerful. But a tall man with dark hair and nice arms? Uhnfff…
Favorite music: Sad breakup songs, and I won’t answer any follow ups on that.
Favorite movie or TV show: I LOVE The Studio on Apple TV. Also anything on Men.com with an unnecessarily long storyline.
Favorite drag queen: Skye Walker. Oh, and Lexington Banks. Shit, also and Jacklynn Hyde. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN WOMEN???
My drag name would be is: Bobbi Pinn. It was given to me by Justine Thyme – a Canadian queen – 25 years ago.
Favorite gogo boy: Chris O’Donnell getting into that nippled Robin suit. Uhnffff
Favorite DJ: Amber Reese at Barry’s Wall Street. Why yes I WILL do burpees on the beat drop, Mother.
Other stuff you need to know about me: It’s hot if you call me Daddy, but then also call me a good boy when we’re hooking up in a bathroom stall at Applebees. And I won’t answer any follow ups on that.
Follow me on: Insta, X, Threads, YouTube & TikTok.
Tip me at: Venmo, or slip those bills into my waist band. I will now take your follow up questions.
Thotyssey 