Bar Babe of the Week: Johnny at Pieces

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Gotta love this cute and crazy furball… Johnny is a laugh riot, and a Bar Babe on any given week (but this one especially)!


Bar that I work at: Pieces.

How long I’ve worked there: Four months going on eternity:

What are my shifts: Monday and Wednesday Happy Hour; Tuesday Night Karaoke with  Marti Gould Cummings & Kareem McJaggerSaturday Night / Sinful Saturdays with  Bootsie LeFaris.

What makes this bar great: Three Things! Firstly, the Owners: Eric and Justin. They’re smart, funny and super invested in every aspect of making our bar an amazing place to drink and be Merry!

Second, Everyone on staff: Chad, Tim, Austin, Jonathan, Luke, Mike and Dusty. And all of our resident DJs and drag queens! Seriously, some of the sweetest, most hardworking boys and lady boys in nightlife.

And lastly, The amazing patrons: They are just to fuckin’ die for. Truly a bartender’s dream!

Best drink I make: I make a mean whiskey neat.

I love it when customers: Are not fucking assholes.

I hate it when customers: Are fucking assholes.

Craziest thing I’ve seen here: Usually my reflection by end of my shift.

Other places I’ve worked: I’ve worked almost every corner on the West Side at this point in my life.

My hometown: I’m from South Jersey. Womp. Womp.

Stuff I do when I’m not bartending: Ponder my fleeting, minuscule, insignificant existence in the Universe.

Single or Taken: Single and ready to sit on a can of Pringles.

Who/what turns me on: Those rare beautiful people who have the ability to find humor in every situation.

Favorite music: I still think Rebecca Black is one of the greatest voices of our generation.

Favorite movie or TV show: I could watch The Goonies every day for the rest of my life.

Favorite drag queen: Bianca Del Rio. I still remember the first time she brought me onstage just to call me a “stupid fag” in front of everyone. It was love at first insult.

My drag name would be: I’ve got a couple: Ashley Jizzdale, Enema Fleet, Val Gina…and the list goes on.

Favorite gogo boy: Mike Pence. I’d love to see him in a Nasty Pig jockstrap.

Favorite DJ: Every DJ we have on staff is excellent. DJ OhRicky, DJ Xavier Mazara and DJ Nicky Boom Box are really fantastic! We’re lucky to have them!

Other stuff you need to know about me: I take myself extremely seriously.

Follow me on: I think my XTube account has been suspended, but you can still find me on Instagram.

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