Gotta love this cute and crazy furball… Johnny is a laugh riot, and a Bar Babe on any given week (but this one especially)!
Bar that I work at: Pieces.
How long I’ve worked there: Four months going on eternity:
Second, Everyone on staff: Chad, Tim, Austin, Jonathan, Luke, Mike and Dusty. And all of our resident DJs and drag queens! Seriously, some of the sweetest, most hardworking boys and lady boys in nightlife.
And lastly, The amazing patrons: They are just to fuckin’ die for. Truly a bartender’s dream!
Best drink I make: I make a mean whiskey neat.
I love it when customers: Are not fucking assholes.
I hate it when customers: Are fucking assholes.
Craziest thing I’ve seen here: Usually my reflection by end of my shift.
Other places I’ve worked: I’ve worked almost every corner on the West Side at this point in my life.
My hometown: I’m from South Jersey. Womp. Womp.
Stuff I do when I’m not bartending: Ponder my fleeting, minuscule, insignificant existence in the Universe.
Single or Taken: Single and ready to sit on a can of Pringles.
Who/what turns me on: Those rare beautiful people who have the ability to find humor in every situation.
Favorite music: I still think Rebecca Black is one of the greatest voices of our generation.
Favorite movie or TV show: I could watch The Goonies every day for the rest of my life.
Favorite drag queen: Bianca Del Rio. I still remember the first time she brought me onstage just to call me a “stupid fag” in front of everyone. It was love at first insult.
My drag name would be: I’ve got a couple: Ashley Jizzdale, Enema Fleet, Val Gina…and the list goes on.
Other stuff you need to know about me: I take myself extremely seriously.
Follow me on: I think my XTube account has been suspended, but you can still find me on Instagram.