Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Oh, fuck that shit. Anyway, here’s what’s happening:
UPTOWN
Celeb-impersonator extraordinaire Jesse Volt does her thing at Lips.

Also, there’s a St. Paddie’s Slutty Underwear Party at the West End.

HELL’S KITCHEN
Latrice Royale’s one-woman show is at Lori Beechman tonight!

MIDTOWN
Next Magazine sponsors a networking mixer at the Times Square W.

CHELSEA
Week 3 of Ms. Barracuda, followed by Star Search!

WEST VILLAGE
It’s John Cameron Mitchell’s monthly Mattachine party at Julius’!

EAST VILLAGE
The packed neighborhood Boiler Room should be a fun St. Paddie’s destination.

BROOKLYN
At the Metropolitan Bar, it’s another installment of the Dragnet pageant.

QUEENS
It’s Karaoke Kings at Friends Tavern.

OTHER
The Blaze drag family have a showcase at Newark’s Baru Lounge.

